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Grid of photos with the original photo of a woman with a neck with a suspicious mole and the left side is the progress photos of mole to biopsy to healed biopsy and the right side is the actual cancer removal from butthole scar to healing to less butthole <br />scar.

2026-10-17 20:37:05

Alice@beige.party

This is your annual reminder to get your suspicious moles checked out so that you can end up with a scar that looks like a gaping butthole but at least you won’t be dead from cancer.

2026-10-17 20:38:12

Alice McFlurry :bc:

Alice@beige.party

The full story is that I first noticed the gross mole on my neck in the center photo and then a doctor was like "bruh, that looks sus AF" so they did a biopsy which features the photos on the left and then they were like "bad news, homie, it's cancerous" so then they gave me the option of a straight cut that would be like 3 inches long across my neck or the "pucker" option so of course I was like "give me the butthole, fam" so here we are.

2026-10-17 20:52:38

millennial fulcrum

falcennial@mastodon.social

@Alice wow! well handled boss.

2026-10-17 20:55:09

Jef Poskanzer

jef@mastodon.social

@Alice I had a removal done and the surgeon was used to doing cosmetic stuff so she didn't give me the option, she tucked the hole under a fold so it looked perfectly natural. Beautiful work. Didn't look like a scar at all. Too bad she didn't remove all the cancer.